If the bacteria in your mouth have evolved to reach the level of Roman civilization, you should probably brush your teeth.

If the bacteria in your mouth have evolved to reach the level of Roman civilization, you should probably brush your teeth.

Tweeting about the cold weather IRL

Tweeting about the cold weather IRL

Predicting the future is hard.

Predicting the future is hard.

Yeah, this is pretty much it Dan.

Yeah, this is pretty much it Dan.

Don’t wait for someone else to spoil you this Valentine’s day. #treatyoself

Don’t wait for someone else to spoil you this Valentine’s day. #treatyoself

We must fund the partition.

We must fund the partition.

It’s not easy being Aquaman these days…

It’s not easy being Aquaman these days…

What is it, that you do here?

What is it, that you do here?

‘IF THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS LIFE, THEN I’LL PAY.’ – CARACAS, VENEZUELA

‘IF THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS LIFE, THEN I’LL PAY.’ – CARACAS, VENEZUELA

Mr. Sanders wishes to express his displeasure.

Mr. Sanders wishes to express his displeasure.

Words

Public transportation hacks

Public transportation hacks

I’m an arse man myself…

I’m an arse man myself…

I hope this LYFT[ed] his spirits

I hope this LYFT[ed] his spirits

The first amendment applies to, everyone?

The first amendment applies to, everyone?

Kevin Malone