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If You Can Flip Open With One Hand You Were The Boss

If You Can Flip Open With One Hand You Were The Boss
How Asian women age.
How Asian women age.
I may be schizophrenic.
I may be schizophrenic.
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
Cause this is THRILLERRRRR
Cause this is THRILLERRRRR
We Febrezed it!
We Febrezed it!
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
It’s an exotic animal.
It’s an exotic animal.
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
You’re the lucky one.
You’re the lucky one.
It’s cold. We get it.
It’s cold. We get it.
How about we just stop?
How about we just stop?
You did this to me!?
You did this to me!?
Some+guy+just+dumped+all+my+milk+in+the+river%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+2020+cow%2C+probably.
Some guy just dumped all my milk in the river… – 2020 cow, probably.
Get+out+of+my+bed+room.
Get out of my bed room.
Babe%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+too+deep.
Babe, that’s too deep.
Doing+the+Lorde%26%238217%3Bs+work.
Doing the Lorde’s work.
Join the conversation
PSA%3A+You+gotta+tuck+them+noses%2C+people.
PSA: You gotta tuck them noses, people.
It+has+always+been+da+%C3%B0%C5%B8%C2%90%C2%BB%26%238217%3Bs.
It has always been da 🐻’s.
Bird+brains.
Bird brains.
Employee+of+the+month%2C+as+far+as+I%26%238217%3Bm+concerned.
Employee of the month, as far as I’m concerned.
Words.
Words.
Has+that+been+here+this+hole+time%3F
Has that been here this hole time?
Some+might+even+say+he+found+his+better+half..
Some might even say he found his better half..
I+just+can%26%238217%3Bt%2C+with+you%26%238230%3B
I just can’t, with you…