Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

You can make a hammock out of anything if you try hard enough.

You can make a hammock out of anything if you try hard enough.

Starbucks upped their trigger game.

Starbucks upped their trigger game.

NINE-HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS

NINE-HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS

This tiny island with its own weather system.

This tiny island with its own weather system.

Must have been a good human.

Must have been a good human.

I could sit here.

I could sit here.

Life imitates art.

Life imitates art.

Leap frog is wow

Leap frog is wow

Shalom

Controlling the weather.

Controlling the weather.

Toilet hammock.

Toilet hammock.

Roses are red, my English is fluent,

Roses are red, my English is fluent,

I’d do it.

It was only a matter of time

It was only a matter of time

No Hard Feelings

No Hard Feelings