GERMANY

GERMANY

michael’s store employees use the honor system

michael’s store employees use the honor system

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

his name was close enough

his name was close enough

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

fine, i’ll do it myself!

fine, i’ll do it myself!

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

is there no end to their destruction?

is there no end to their destruction?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

phrasing matters

phrasing matters

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?