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Short jokes from Playboy

Short jokes from Playboy
Looks like I have a new book to read.
Looks like I have a new book to read.
RIP in STEM, Grant.
RIP in STEM, Grant.
*shakes booty vigorously*
*shakes booty vigorously*
Thanks I hate optical illusions, Michael.
Thanks I hate optical illusions, Michael.
Newton would be pleased.
Newton would be pleased.
Such is the lifecycle of the candidate…
Such is the lifecycle of the candidate…
Boots with the furrrr
Boots with the furrrr
Unknowns unknowns are rather ominous.
Unknowns unknowns are rather ominous.
Thicc-er than stone, if you wanted my opinion.
Thicc-er than stone, if you wanted my opinion.
Please come home for Christmas, though…
Please come home for Christmas, though…
I respect your choices… and here we go.
I respect your choices… and here we go.
#Bostonsafe
#Bostonsafe
The Lorde approves, obviously.
The Lorde approves, obviously.
Postage would be refunded in a thank you note, potentially.
Postage would be refunded in a thank you note, potentially.
Still beats catching the bus, I take it.
Still beats catching the bus, I take it.