Basically dating me

Basically dating me

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

the more you drink, the more political you get

the more you drink, the more political you get

the simple dog life

the simple dog life

this is how i became the fun uncle

this is how i became the fun uncle

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

this guy gets it

this guy gets it

may the comedic force be with you

may the comedic force be with you

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

be your own worst enemy

be your own worst enemy

there’s a reason fans follow my page

there’s a reason fans follow my page

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?