A poacher hunter
If I had a dollar every time someone told me to grow up…
Comcasts customer service.
The cutest timeout ever.
Never trust a horse.
If Great Whites were Great Pinks.
Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.
How to avoid criticism.
Public service announcement…
Ninja school isn’t all that great.
Biologists are jerks.
Do you wanna have dinner with me Saturday?
Tracking the virus.
Kermit + meth =
Coming out to my mom.