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This Is One Badass Parakeet

This Is One Badass Parakeet
Ready… GO!
Ready… GO!
Where’s your Oscar?
Where’s your Oscar?
I guess you could say I’m pretty awkward…
I guess you could say I’m pretty awkward…
How my summer is going so far…
How my summer is going so far…
Why didn’t you answer my calls?
Why didn’t you answer my calls?
I think it’s only fair…
I think it’s only fair…
Eating chocolate when you’re sad.
Eating chocolate when you’re sad.
Mullet + Perm?
Mullet + Perm?
What most people think.
What most people think.
Trolls are the best.
Trolls are the best.
As an American.
As an American.
Who do you want to be when you grow up?
Who do you want to be when you grow up?
Yes, Yes…. Your sacrifice is acceptable….
Yes, Yes…. Your sacrifice is acceptable….
I’ve lost all control!
I’ve lost all control!
Fancy cat.
Fancy cat.
Get+this+guy+a+press+badge%21
Get this guy a press badge!
She%26%238217%3Bs+actually+lovely%2C+bro.
She’s actually lovely, bro.
This+little+piggy+went+ORWELLIAN%26%238230%3B
This little piggy went ORWELLIAN…
Cowboy+mysticism+is+thriving.
Cowboy mysticism is thriving.
Join the conversation
It+is+not+well%26%238230%3B
It is not well…
Good+talk%26%238230%3B
Good talk…
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+getting+vaccinated+ASAP+as+possible.
Yeah I’ll be getting vaccinated ASAP as possible.
Hors+don%26%238217%3Bt+care+for+heels.
Hors don’t care for heels.
Some+might+even+say+it%26%238217%3Bs+revolutionary.
Some might even say it’s revolutionary.
There+is+no+coming+back+from+this%26%238230%3B
There is no coming back from this…
Turtles+got+the+short+end+of+the+beach.
Turtles got the short end of the beach.
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.