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Top 20 useless superpowers

Top 20 useless superpowers
When doctors do visible damage.
When doctors do visible damage.
Local newspaper has a full page of cats for wrapping paper. Online news can’t compete with that.
Local newspaper has a full page of cats for wrapping paper. Online news can’t compete with that.
Has advertising gone too far?
Has advertising gone too far?
The Batman we deserved.
The Batman we deserved.
But tonight, we dance!
But tonight, we dance!
The third eye sees all.
The third eye sees all.
Time to use a new email
Time to use a new email
It’s Mr. Manager to you, gran.
It’s Mr. Manager to you, gran.
*dons tinfoil hat*
*dons tinfoil hat*
Ted kills.
Ted kills.
Stretchy cat, stretchy cat, what are they feeding you…?
Stretchy cat, stretchy cat, what are they feeding you…?
No? Just me?
No? Just me?
Batter up.
Batter up.
M’large lady.
M’large lady.
Is this thing up for grabs?
Is this thing up for grabs?
Good+talk%26%238230%3B
Good talk…
Beware+the+riddling+Gorilla
Beware the riddling Gorilla
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+getting+vaccinated+ASAP+as+possible.
Yeah I’ll be getting vaccinated ASAP as possible.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+big+gulp.
Now that’s what I call a big gulp.
Join the conversation
Sad+if+true%26%238230%3B.
Sad if true….
Join+your+local+hot+air+balloon+lobby.
Join your local hot air balloon lobby.
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.
Some+might+even+say+it%26%238217%3Bs+revolutionary.
Some might even say it’s revolutionary.
Thank+you+brother.
Thank you brother.
The+true+power+of+social+media.
The true power of social media.
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.