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i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman

i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman
all that training for nothing
all that training for nothing
you know the saying — get 3,416 birds with one bag
you know the saying — get 3,416 birds with one bag
maybe even extra hours…
maybe even extra hours…
10 Interesting Illusions to Waste Your Time
10 Interesting Illusions to Waste Your Time
name’s blanche, james blanche
name’s blanche, james blanche
well I’m “willing”…
well I’m “willing”…
i am once again asking for your help
i am once again asking for your help
they know me for who I am
they know me for who I am
the good ol’ days
the good ol’ days
all aboard the crazy train
all aboard the crazy train
grandma is sick of you
grandma is sick of you
only missing “as per my last email”
only missing “as per my last email”
People Having a Worse Day than You
People Having a Worse Day than You
and I took that personally
and I took that personally
so I didn’t need to pay after all
so I didn’t need to pay after all
I+do+this.
I do this.
We+feel+your+pain.
We feel your pain.
How+the+world+riots.
How the world riots.
It+all+makes+sense.
It all makes sense.
Join the conversation
Words.
Words.
Patty+cake+cats.
Patty cake cats.
Interview+gone+wrong.
Interview gone wrong.
When+I%26%238217%3Bm+on+the+phone.
When I’m on the phone.
What+does+IDK+mean%3F
What does IDK mean?
Parenting+fail.
Parenting fail.
Life+is+not+a+chick+flick.
Life is not a chick flick.
Luke%2C+I+am+your+father.
Luke, I am your father.