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i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman

i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman
Why did the Civil War have to happen?
Why did the Civil War have to happen?
Hi babe, what are you doing?
Hi babe, what are you doing?
I would save so much money…
I would save so much money…
Facebook.
Facebook.
What is this magic?!
What is this magic?!
The Starbucks Secret Menu.
The Starbucks Secret Menu.
I don’t know this joke!
I don’t know this joke!
See, it doesn’t hurt!
See, it doesn’t hurt!
An eye for an eye…
An eye for an eye…
Is this some kind of sick joke?
Is this some kind of sick joke?
Words.
Words.
Literally.
Literally.
Tearing away at social fabric.
Tearing away at social fabric.
I want all of them.
I want all of them.
This stresses me out…
This stresses me out…
Nothing+fishy+about+this.
Nothing fishy about this.
Grandma%26%238217%3Bs+eye+twitch.
Grandma’s eye twitch.
You%26%238217%3Bve+just+been+extinguished.
You’ve just been extinguished.
Elon+Musk
Elon Musk
Join the conversation
Best+America
Best America
When+I+first+discovered+Internet%26%238230%3B
When I first discovered Internet…
Warrior+Pup+Couldn%26%238217%3Bt+Hold+Still%2C+1918
Warrior Pup Couldn’t Hold Still, 1918
Are+you+nervous+to+see+me+on+your+flight%3F
Are you nervous to see me on your flight?
Batman+values+proper+grammar.
Batman values proper grammar.
Fetch+squeak
Fetch squeak
The+emotional+spectrum+of+a+toddler.
The emotional spectrum of a toddler.
You+are+not+fat.
You are not fat.