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Somebody’s About To Get A Face Full Of Hose

Somebody's About To Get A Face Full Of Hose
Siri will murder you and your entire family.
Siri will murder you and your entire family.
Fertilize me.
Fertilize me.
Where in the world…
Where in the world…
Ape Canaveral.
Ape Canaveral.
Kids spell the darndest things
Kids spell the darndest things
He has chosen.
He has chosen.
The brain is a curious thing.
The brain is a curious thing.
Relatable history
Relatable history
Four Unique Advantages of Breast Milk
Four Unique Advantages of Breast Milk
*awkwardly maintains eye contact…*
*awkwardly maintains eye contact…*
Auditions for Wonder Woman did not go as planned…
Auditions for Wonder Woman did not go as planned…
One of the saddest pics I’ve seen today.
One of the saddest pics I’ve seen today.
Opt-out of puberty…
Opt-out of puberty…
Wife got a ticket. She’s pretty passive aggressive…
Wife got a ticket. She’s pretty passive aggressive…
I’m in my happy, drama free, space.
I’m in my happy, drama free, space.
We+hates+it%21
We hates it!
We+must+protect+the+baby.
We must protect the baby.
The+master+of+distraction.
The master of distraction.
An+ancient+guide+to+girding+your+loins.
An ancient guide to girding your loins.
Join the conversation
God+save+the+Queen
God save the Queen
Can+I+burn+my+mother+in+a+small+gathering%3F
Can I burn my mother in a small gathering?
Be+nice+and+eat+cookie.
Be nice and eat cookie.
Kitty+kisses+are+the+best.
Kitty kisses are the best.
Full+page+ad+in+the+Washington+Post.+The+world+is+a+weird+place+right+now.
Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.
Teach+them+young.
Teach them young.
THAT%26%238217%3BS+WHERE+THE+MONEY+AT+BABY
THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY AT BABY
Get+it+gurl.
Get it gurl.