Everyone’s a whore

Everyone's a whore

forever 31

comrade cat

adding to my vernacular

adding to my vernacular

ancient simpsons

ancient simpsons

there were no witnesses

there were no witnesses

good luck, punks

good luck, punks

man’s oldest friend

man’s oldest friend

what fish think when you’re fishing

what fish think when you’re fishing

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

men writing women

men writing women

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

don’t even think about it, garfield

don’t even think about it, garfield

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

everything is bigger in texas except the rain