Feeling Lucky?

Everyone’s a whore

Everyone's a whore
Suddenly i have a headache
Suddenly i have a headache
whoopsie doodle
whoopsie doodle
When your kids does you a solid
When your kids does you a solid
It’s the thought that counts
It’s the thought that counts
and now neither can I
and now neither can I
How i won my first grammy
How i won my first grammy
he’s not wrong though
he’s not wrong though
flavor explosion
flavor explosion
What part of the chicken is the ring?
What part of the chicken is the ring?
100 is too long to wait
100 is too long to wait
who’s on ellen today?
who’s on ellen today?
It’s the cowch or me
It’s the cowch or me
good for the arches
good for the arches
but do they have toes?
but do they have toes?
design flaw level expert
design flaw level expert
sony+did+it+better
sony did it better
punctuation+matters
punctuation matters
consider+me+triggered
consider me triggered
enjoy+the+next+24+hours%21
enjoy the next 24 hours!
Join the conversation
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+having+a+bad+day%2C+i+present+to+you+birds+behind+glasses+of+water
if you’re having a bad day, i present to you birds behind glasses of water
that%26%238217%3Bs+what+friends+are+for
that’s what friends are for
is+this+peak+twitter%3F
is this peak twitter?
what+chapter+are+we+on%2C+today%3F
what chapter are we on, today?
holy+cracker%21
holy cracker!
you+just+made+it+weird
you just made it weird
laundry+can+wait%2C+sleep+can%26%238217%3Bt
laundry can wait, sleep can’t
a+common+mistake
a common mistake