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To the person going through our trash for their next meal…

To the person going through our trash for their next meal…
I have to do this one day.
I have to do this one day.
Hi I’m Elmo, welcome to the internets!
Hi I’m Elmo, welcome to the internets!
Dolla dolla bills y’all.
Dolla dolla bills y’all.
Tommy Pickles is a Time Lord.
Tommy Pickles is a Time Lord.
Trying to carry all the groceries in one trip…
Trying to carry all the groceries in one trip…
My friend really wants your number…
My friend really wants your number…
Be careful what you wish for.
Be careful what you wish for.
Teaching a cat to fish.
Teaching a cat to fish.
Flirp flirp flirp flirp.
Flirp flirp flirp flirp.
Singularity is beautiful.
Singularity is beautiful.
Words.
Words.
He just wanted to be fabulous.
He just wanted to be fabulous.
Sisters.
Sisters.
5 minutes later…
5 minutes later…
The creepiest places on earth.
The creepiest places on earth.
dads+are+so+embarrassing
dads are so embarrassing
we+are+not+alone+in+the+universe
we are not alone in the universe
anyone+else+ever+notice+this%3F
anyone else ever notice this?
so+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+%26%238216%3Bt%26%238217%3B+for+Tesla.+fascinating
so it’s not a ‘t’ for Tesla. fascinating
Join the conversation
i+appreciate+the+attention
i appreciate the attention
what+happened+in+daycare+fight+club+did+not+stay+in+daycare+fight+club
what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club
whatever+it+takes
whatever it takes
and+then+you+finally+know+what+%26%238216%3Bthat%26%238217%3B+is
and then you finally know what ‘that’ is
i%2C+too%2C+would+like+to+know+the+backstory
i, too, would like to know the backstory
and+then+there%26%238217%3Bs+jeff+bezos%26%238230%3B
and then there’s jeff bezos…
it%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+flesh+wound
it’s just a flesh wound
they+face+the+sun+for+a+reason
they face the sun for a reason