What the hell did you just put in my mouth!
No mother, he walked it off.
Found the escalator to Hogwarts.
Real men don’t use doors.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
What do I do with that?!
You were attractive until…
No, like this.
I hate when people pour my cereal.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
What’s the worst that could happen?
A man and his bears.
Scale model of our solar system
When my girlfriend suggests we mess around when I am mad at her
I’ve been had!
Get a break from arguing with your girlfriend.
Join the conversation
Are you f***ing kidding me right now?
Damn millennial puppers
If people are talking about you behind your back…
I don’t like this many adjectives before my ‘cheese food’
No One On Tumblr Should Ever Become Parents
At least cats are consistent.