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What the hell did you just put in my mouth!

What the hell did you just put in my mouth!
You idiot.
You idiot.
No mother, he walked it off.
No mother, he walked it off.
Found the escalator to Hogwarts.
Found the escalator to Hogwarts.
Real men don’t use doors.
Real men don’t use doors.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
What do I do with that?!
What do I do with that?!
You were attractive until…
You were attractive until…
Ignorance.
Ignorance.
No, like this.
No, like this.
I hate when people pour my cereal.
I hate when people pour my cereal.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
So hipster.
So hipster.
What’s the worst that could happen?
What’s the worst that could happen?
Morning routine.
Morning routine.
A man and his bears.
A man and his bears.
Scale+model+of+our+solar+system
Scale model of our solar system
When+my+girlfriend+suggests+we+mess+around+when+I+am+mad+at+her
When my girlfriend suggests we mess around when I am mad at her
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+had%21
I’ve been had!
Get+a+break+from+arguing+with+your+girlfriend.
Get a break from arguing with your girlfriend.
Join the conversation
Are+you+f%2A%2A%2Aing+kidding+me+right+now%3F
Are you f***ing kidding me right now?
Damn+millennial+puppers
Damn millennial puppers
If+people+are+talking+about+you+behind+your+back%26%238230%3B
If people are talking about you behind your back…
Roasted%26%238230%3Bliterally
Roasted…literally
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+this+many+adjectives+before+my+%26%238216%3Bcheese+food%26%238217%3B
I don’t like this many adjectives before my ‘cheese food’
No+One+On+Tumblr+Should+Ever+Become+Parents
No One On Tumblr Should Ever Become Parents
Pixar+movies
Pixar movies
At+least+cats+are+consistent.
At least cats are consistent.