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Dads

Dads
he wants to go on a walk, by any means necessary
he wants to go on a walk, by any means necessary
incentives don’t pay the bills
incentives don’t pay the bills
it’s a swollow
it’s a swollow
I will murder you, sharon
I will murder you, sharon
and now it’s stuck in my head
and now it’s stuck in my head
is this what upcycling is?
is this what upcycling is?
directed by judd apatow
directed by judd apatow
this was hard to read
this was hard to read
*adds carrots to grocery list* thanks for the reminder!
*adds carrots to grocery list* thanks for the reminder!
it’s okay to fail. Sometimes we all need to be reminded of that
it’s okay to fail. Sometimes we all need to be reminded of that
Christopher Meloni Is An Underrated Treasure
Christopher Meloni Is An Underrated Treasure
i want it and i want it now
i want it and i want it now
is this a salad or not?
is this a salad or not?
… and now we know what really happened that fateful night
… and now we know what really happened that fateful night
i love this grandma
i love this grandma
That%26%238217%3Bll+be+six+bucks%2C+babe.
That’ll be six bucks, babe.
No+quartering+up+in+this+biotch.
No quartering up in this biotch.
When+offspring+disappoint%26%238230%3B
When offspring disappoint…
Coming+to+a+Best+Bye+near+you%26%238230%3B
Coming to a Best Bye near you…
Join the conversation
We+only+have+cases+because+we%26%238217%3Bre+testing+more+than+any+other+country+in+the+spaceforce.
We only have cases because we’re testing more than any other country in the spaceforce.
Let+me+fix+that+for+you%26%238230%3B
Let me fix that for you…
I%26%238217%3Bll+drink+to+that%21
I’ll drink to that!
Kyle+why+are+you+licking+your+flesh+wound%3F
Kyle why are you licking your flesh wound?
Exotic+rolls%26%238230%3B
Exotic rolls…
Whomst+is+asking%3F
Whomst is asking?
A+Telephone+you+can+wear+on+your+face+from+the+%7E1960%26%238217%3Bs.
A Telephone you can wear on your face from the ~1960’s.
Worth+it+every+time%26%238230%3B
Worth it every time…