This is something that I’m clever enough to think of, but I don’t have the balls to say it.

This is something that I’m clever enough to think of, but I don’t have the balls to say it.

Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.

Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.

Apprehend her by the pussy.

Apprehend her by the pussy.

I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.

I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.

Netflix, chill.

Netflix, chill.

The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.

The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.

The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.

The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.

Seems like a real page turner.

Seems like a real page turner.

@ 4am…

Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…

Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…

WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM

WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM

Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…

Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…

Interacting with strangers at 88MPH

Interacting with strangers at 88MPH

Never go full jerk.

Never go full jerk.

He’s the king of the world.

He’s the king of the world.

I would eat this sopa.

I would eat this sopa.