The Ninja-Cat Guide
It’s a danger noodle, Christopher.
I only eat second breakfast, personally.
‘˜Till the candles burn out, at last.
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One tea to rule them all.
You May have it all, sir.
Love thy neighbor.
Hot bean water.
Oh Neigh you didn’t.
Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional penises. Meet Frank Lentini.
Do a good turn daily.
Hippopotami don’t give a single damn.
Can you feel it?
The masses are congealing appropriately.
PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.
Would Tom really have been this Petty?
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The Hangover, an origin story.
Dad’s first may may.
The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.
No return address, even…
National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.
Gran Gertrude is good at Facebook.
You gotta read it, Nance.
Watch out for certain babies, furtively.