Sometimes You Just Have To Stop And Taste The Flowers
Joy knows no age.
Given all this talk about the NSA.
How to be polite.
I did it for the guac.
The pug alphabet.
What’s something slow that you wish was fast?
I don’t think you understand, mom…
Can you unfriend this person?
At least he is happy for us…
What kind of tea is this?
How my mouth tastes after flossing.
Harry Potter vs Lord of The Rings.
send dudes, not nudes
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
what every kid wants for christmas
Join the conversation
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
i should have texted instead
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
always gotta stop to pet cats