50 Years in 30 Seconds
Marriage is quite an interesting concept.
The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.
Public libraries don’t get enough love.
The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.
You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]
All the beautiful people.
I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.
Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.
Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.
GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE
BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.
He’s heard some things…
You can call me Mr. T.
Give to me the large dumple.
just be aggressive
it’s in the name
Join the conversation
for when you need energy fast
you can’t stop us
not the worst super power
still room for more sticks