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Water your owl until it blooms

Water your owl until it blooms
This is family tradition.
This is family tradition.
That damn MacAvoy woman…
That damn MacAvoy woman…
Words.
Words.
The puppies are conniving.
The puppies are conniving.
Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.
Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.
She’s living in the year 2525.
She’s living in the year 2525.
Wait a minute….
Wait a minute….
Sometimes I wonder what happened to Sarah, circa 2013.
Sometimes I wonder what happened to Sarah, circa 2013.
I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.
I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.
Before bombs, pilots dropped lawn darts on the enemy commies.
Before bombs, pilots dropped lawn darts on the enemy commies.
Really jumped on that one, didn’t we Karen?
Really jumped on that one, didn’t we Karen?
She was picking flowers.
She was picking flowers.
The butt alert as seen on shark tank.
The butt alert as seen on shark tank.
Try again, Alexa.
Try again, Alexa.
Look’n good hom[e]ie.
Look’n good hom[e]ie.
Words.
Words.
Yes%2C+I%26%238217%3Bll+marry+you.
Yes, I’ll marry you.
My+hips+don%26%238217%3Bt+lie.
My hips don’t lie.
Being+gay+is+fine.+You+know+what%26%238217%3Bs+not+fine%3F
Being gay is fine. You know what’s not fine?
Join the conversation
I+cried+all+the+tears.
I cried all the tears.
The+cutest+crocheted+animals.
The cutest crocheted animals.
Surprised+kitty+is+surprised.
Surprised kitty is surprised.
Which+is+it%2C+Mr.+President%3F
Which is it, Mr. President?
Babe%2C+no.
Babe, no.
I+tolerate+you.
I tolerate you.
How+to+make+a+smoothie.
How to make a smoothie.
Geek+Hierarchy.
Geek Hierarchy.