Remember Not To Use It At Weddings

Cat lost in Ohio reunited with owner. Cat was not concerned, generally.

I approve of this body art.

Be good to your gran.

*happy Weyerhaeuser noises*

When I dip you dip we dip.

Anthropologist Grover Krantz donated his body to science with the stipulation that his dog stay close to him. Now their bones dance forever, the curs-ed dance, exclusively at the Smithsonian.

It’s different, kid.

Have you seen Paul Rudd’s face, though?

Fish are people, too, apparently.

It fits.

Eat it and weep, loser

Jesus moves.

Beware the oil baron.

Photoshop for the celiac.

We never saw it coming…