Michael J. Fox’s autographed headshot at my favorite local restaurant

the safest way to travel my ass

the safest way to travel my ass

sorry to bother you

sorry to bother you

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

does anyone object?

does anyone object?

generation hobbit

generation hobbit

and the cat never returned

and the cat never returned

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

natty and noods: the deal of the century

natty and noods: the deal of the century

this is ibs

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

her back must be ruined

her back must be ruined

and now i’m one lego set richer

and now i’m one lego set richer

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

I’m fine