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The hypocrite diaries

The hypocrite diaries
I’m Elmo and I know it.
I’m Elmo and I know it.
Vocabulary in infomercials.
Vocabulary in infomercials.
I hiding.
I hiding.
I shouldn’t be alive.
I shouldn’t be alive.
Does not compute.
Does not compute.
It’s my pet peeve.
It’s my pet peeve.
Heaven.
Heaven.
Freeze frame.
Freeze frame.
Magical puberty.
Magical puberty.
What teachers make.
What teachers make.
Exercise!
Exercise!
Look outside your window!
Look outside your window!
Lies girls tell.
Lies girls tell.
Princess vs. Queen.
Princess vs. Queen.
Thanks Wikipedia and Google.
Thanks Wikipedia and Google.
Sweet+mother+of+Oreos%26%238230%3B
Sweet mother of Oreos…
I+keep+a+box+of+office+things+in+my+car+so+if+I+get+pulled+over%2C+I+can+tell+the+cop+I+am+having+a+bad+day
I keep a box of office things in my car so if I get pulled over, I can tell the cop I am having a bad day
D-list+X-Men
D-list X-Men
Dat+pitch.
Dat pitch.
Join the conversation
Do+we+still+shoot%3F
Do we still shoot?
Ending+stereotypes.
Ending stereotypes.
Too+true%21
Too true!
Ultraviolet+tattoo.
Ultraviolet tattoo.
Creeps
Creeps
I+thought+I+had+mono+for+an+entire+year%26%238230%3B
I thought I had mono for an entire year…
I+could+do+this+forever.
I could do this forever.
Life+pro+tips.
Life pro tips.