Utmost certainty

Utmost certainty

always practice safe porking

always practice safe porking

you won’t like me when i’m more angry

you won’t like me when i’m more angry

stab the crab

it constricts you before it eats you

it constricts you before it eats you

squirrel art

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

i don’t know about you, but i’m pretty excited for the new hallraiser movie

i don’t know about you, but i’m pretty excited for the new hallraiser movie

and now he’s just committed to the bit

and now he’s just committed to the bit

the bluest of eyes

the bluest of eyes

collector’s item

collector’s item

challenge accepted

challenge accepted

nice

your uber has arrived

your uber has arrived

can finally write a novel

can finally write a novel

astrology for coworkers

astrology for coworkers