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I send this to my dad every Father’s Day

I send this to my dad every Father’s Day
Shaken, not stirred.
Shaken, not stirred.
That’s just the thing about parks…
That’s just the thing about parks…
Practice safe button smashing.
Practice safe button smashing.
Be a good child now why don’t ya.
Be a good child now why don’t ya.
Send it back.
Send it back.
Be a good boss daily.
Be a good boss daily.
Sing the sweet song of science.
Sing the sweet song of science.
Move over, Elf on the Shelf
Move over, Elf on the Shelf
It’s an albino black bear, apparently.
It’s an albino black bear, apparently.
Perspective is every thing.
Perspective is every thing.
UPS delivering vaccines 64 years apart.
UPS delivering vaccines 64 years apart.
Your*
Your*
Hello there…
Hello there…
Ich liebe Dich!
Ich liebe Dich!
It must not interfere with the mission.
It must not interfere with the mission.
the+cat%26%238217%3Bs+meowsic
the cat’s meowsic
why+not+both%3F
why not both?
could%26%238217%3Bve+been+an+email
could’ve been an email
lunchtime
lunchtime
Join the conversation
ineffable
ineffable
ultimate+guard+dog
ultimate guard dog
pooled+resources
pooled resources
well+wooden+ya+know
well wooden ya know
have+a+nice+trip
have a nice trip
silence+of+the+night
silence of the night
10+Funny+Renting+Memes+we%26%238217%3Bve+Housed+for+you
10 Funny Renting Memes we’ve Housed for you
webMD+NYC+subway+water
webMD NYC subway water