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Take That, Future Me

Take That, Future Me
too fluffy to fear, too fierce to fight
too fluffy to fear, too fierce to fight
does crawling qualify?
does crawling qualify?
dinos chase, scarlett slays
dinos chase, scarlett slays
radiator held up by sheer audacity
radiator held up by sheer audacity
double chin, double giggle
double chin, double giggle
clever girl… aisle seven
clever girl… aisle seven
tongue first, questions later
tongue first, questions later
“take a seat, sweetie”
“take a seat, sweetie”
grandma instincts: 10/10
grandma instincts: 10/10
sit down, it’s therapy time
sit down, it’s therapy time
Hans & the Heartbeats
Hans & the Heartbeats
Love at First Bite
Love at First Bite
welcome to the mug club
welcome to the mug club
she didn’t even blink
she didn’t even blink
nature’s angry spaghetti
nature’s angry spaghetti
Alaska+is+my+favorite+island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
When+troublesome+bears+work+from+home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
The+quilted+shipper+picker+upper.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
Kentucky+health+workers+received+sanitizer+from+the+local+distilleries.+A+fine+year+of+Jim+Beam+Suntory.
Kentucky health workers received sanitizer from the local distilleries. A fine year of Jim Beam Suntory.
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Persistence+is+paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
Thanks+I+hate+them+all.
Thanks I hate them all.
You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
Curs-ed+dough+nut.
Curs-ed dough nut.
The+cake+was+always+a+lie.
The cake was always a lie.
Circa+1940
Circa 1940
I+would+listen+to+this+man+preach.
I would listen to this man preach.