Kids Never Lie

Kids Never Lie

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU