I Need This For My Phone, Because Of Reasons

I Need This For My Phone, Because Of Reasons

…drain the swamp?

…drain the swamp?

Baby owls ought not me stared at.

Baby owls ought not me stared at.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

Dad’s first may may.

Dad’s first may may.

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

Just a peck of bad apples.

Just a peck of bad apples.

Don’t drink and drive.

Don’t drink and drive.

*nervous shuffling*

*nervous shuffling*

Betty White, circa 1957 – TBD

Betty White, circa 1957 – TBD

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

You gotta read it, Nance.

You gotta read it, Nance.

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!