Girls know all the subtle, cringe worthy ways of keeping you in the friend zone

Girls know all the subtle, cringe worthy ways of keeping you in the friend zone

How to evict yourself from the planet.

How to evict yourself from the planet.

Bread alignment chart

Bread alignment chart

That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?

That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?

I can only take so much prodding…

I can only take so much prodding…

English on a mug.

English on a mug.

Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.

Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.

[Alchemy 100]

Yoga for whatever ails you.

Yoga for whatever ails you.

Blind kitty we found alone in the garden.

Blind kitty we found alone in the garden.

Encouragement from an Octopus

Encouragement from an Octopus

There should be leash laws for kids?

There should be leash laws for kids?

Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes

Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes

Moving to Alabama, this is the greeting I am expecting.

Moving to Alabama, this is the greeting I am expecting.

Chickens can’t fly.

Chickens can’t fly.

Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…

Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…