Sad Ted and the Suicide Hotline
always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact
always practice safe porking
spiders use their eyes
but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances
welcome to jurassic park!
set your dvr!
stab the crab
this should be interesting
“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”
and now he’s just committed to the bit
gonna need to buy a whole new bed
dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch
there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel