% Feeling Lucky? %

Haircut – fixed

Haircut - fixed
OK John if that’s the game you want to play…
OK John if that’s the game you want to play…
Safari down makes the best pillows.
Safari down makes the best pillows.
Every time, all the time.
Every time, all the time.
Positive[ly] wrecked.
Positive[ly] wrecked.
I’m no longer the idiot!
I’m no longer the idiot!
I’m blue daba dee dabba dooo…
I’m blue daba dee dabba dooo…
B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.
B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.
Dear Michael
Dear Michael
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
I was asked to leave…
I was asked to leave…
Nice work Johnny boy.
Nice work Johnny boy.
Baby, it’s cold outside…
Baby, it’s cold outside…
Bring it back, ma’am
Bring it back, ma’am
My dad works with Ted Cruz…
My dad works with Ted Cruz…
It was a bold move, Cotton.
It was a bold move, Cotton.
No+eye+contact.
No eye contact.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+Forget+To+Put+The+Ice+Tray+Back+In+The+Freezer
Don’t Forget To Put The Ice Tray Back In The Freezer
Cats+are+fun
Cats are fun
Am+I+being+detained%2C+hooman%3F
Am I being detained, hooman?
Join the conversation
Why+I+hate+my+childless+friends
Why I hate my childless friends
The+Fun+Police+never+sleeps
The Fun Police never sleeps
Next+year+we+will+get+2015+S+Plus
Next year we will get 2015 S Plus
The+%26quot%3Bnot-a-superhero%26quot%3B+starter+pack
The "not-a-superhero" starter pack
I+JUST+watched+the+nurse+type+everything+into+your+computer+system
I JUST watched the nurse type everything into your computer system
Inner+Workings
Inner Workings
Just+move+the+cat
Just move the cat
Are+You+Uncool%3F+Get+Hip+In+Mere+Days
Are You Uncool? Get Hip In Mere Days