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You Earned Your Father’s Respect

You Earned Your Father's Respect
Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?
Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?
Never argue with stupid people…
Never argue with stupid people…
Did you hear the one about the eels…?
Did you hear the one about the eels…?
How shooting stars work.
How shooting stars work.
Harry Potter. Shaved Potter.
Harry Potter. Shaved Potter.
How I eat spaghetti.
How I eat spaghetti.
How to catch a white person…
How to catch a white person…
The truth about naming kids.
The truth about naming kids.
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.
You have a bright future ahead of you.
You have a bright future ahead of you.
How prayer works.
How prayer works.
How movie previews work.
How movie previews work.
Because chocolate can’t get you pregnant.
Because chocolate can’t get you pregnant.
Hitler in love.
Hitler in love.
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
WAIT+A+MINUTE%21
WAIT A MINUTE!
Served+with+an+ice+cold+glass+of+malk%2C+brotha.
Served with an ice cold glass of malk, brotha.
Cowboy+mysticism+is+thriving.
Cowboy mysticism is thriving.
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.
Join the conversation
Good+talk%26%238230%3B
Good talk…
She%26%238217%3Bs+actually+lovely%2C+bro.
She’s actually lovely, bro.
She+baby+birds+me.
She baby birds me.
RIP+In+Pants
RIP In Pants
There+is+no+coming+back+from+this%26%238230%3B
There is no coming back from this…
This+little+piggy+went+ORWELLIAN%26%238230%3B
This little piggy went ORWELLIAN…
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Thank+you+brother.
Thank you brother.