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What I send my friends who aren't in church

What I send my friends who aren't in church
Tonight, you die.
Tonight, you die.
Texting with parents…
Texting with parents…
Accurate pie chart.
Accurate pie chart.
The cat was excited I got an XBox…
The cat was excited I got an XBox…
Not funny, I has to pee…
Not funny, I has to pee…
Win the war with obesity.
Win the war with obesity.
Freaking heart…
Freaking heart…
He’s sexy and he knows it.
He’s sexy and he knows it.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Always be yourself…. except…
Always be yourself…. except…
Too late Taylor…
Too late Taylor…
Cookie Monster, like a sir.
Cookie Monster, like a sir.
You sleeping yet?
You sleeping yet?
Did I do that?!
Did I do that?!
Poor Peter…
Poor Peter…
35+seasons+in+love+and+still+going+strong
35 seasons in love and still going strong
Funny%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+also+a+self-contained+unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
Followed+directions+perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+buy+a+vowel
I’d like to buy a vowel
Join the conversation
Note+to+self%3A+don%26%238217%3Bt+try+this+in+the+office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
The+Seven+words+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+say+on+the+BBC
The Seven words you can’t say on the BBC
He+just+needs+to+find+his+perfect+pizza+match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
This+kid+has+a+bright+future+in+politics
This kid has a bright future in politics
As+if+1-13+weren%26%238217%3Bt+impossible+enough%2C+wait+until+you+see+14%21
As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!
there+is+no+escape.+Only+zuul
there is no escape. Only zuul
666+is+divisible+by+3
666 is divisible by 3
Don%26%238217%3Bt+even+say+hi
Don’t even say hi