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Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother

Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother
Words.
Words.
I love you THIS much.
I love you THIS much.
I do this too…
I do this too…
Laundry.
Laundry.
Bananas will do the darndest things.
Bananas will do the darndest things.
Big nerd.
Big nerd.
Awesome, till you fall.
Awesome, till you fall.
People I want to punch in the face.
People I want to punch in the face.
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Bermuda Triangle of Productivity.
Bermuda Triangle of Productivity.
Check, check…
Check, check…
How to get there.
How to get there.
No soliciting.
No soliciting.
Coning defined.
Coning defined.
Gold digger.
Gold digger.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
McHitler.
McHitler.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
Words.
Words.
Words.
Words.