May I use your phone?

May I use your phone?

Plates painted to look like ants are on them.

Plates painted to look like ants are on them.

I nominate him as our national superintendent.

I nominate him as our national superintendent.

Outstanding move.

Outstanding move.

The new local dog park checks out.

The new local dog park checks out.

I guess I’m a vampire now…

I guess I’m a vampire now…

This is something people have conversations about, even.

This is something people have conversations about, even.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

#SLIDESFORPUGS

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

Never short.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.