Words

Words

This awkward photo of Obama and Putin locking eyes at the UN speaks volumes.

This awkward photo of Obama and Putin locking eyes at the UN speaks volumes.

Quit 5 years ago. Best decision of my life.

Quit 5 years ago. Best decision of my life.

Books

Best Way To Sell Water

Best Way To Sell Water

And Most Of Us Couldn’t Wait To Grow Up

And Most Of Us Couldn’t Wait To Grow Up

He Has The Perfect Pillow

He Has The Perfect Pillow

Every Time I Plan To Go Out

Every Time I Plan To Go Out

Gross man

This Is What Moose Babies Look Like

This Is What Moose Babies Look Like

monies

Apple fanboys be like

Apple fanboys be like

I just heard Isis declared war on Al Qaeda

I just heard Isis declared war on Al Qaeda

Baby girl confused by father’s twin brother

Baby girl confused by father’s twin brother

This joke from the new Muppets show is why everyone should be watching it.

This joke from the new Muppets show is why everyone should be watching it.

When you're drunk trying to fall asleep

When you're drunk trying to fall asleep