Tiny teeth and a crazy face
George Bush nailed the handshake
Super Scooty may be disabled, but she still gets riled up when her master returns
Confessions of Selfish Teacher
So… it was you all along…
Definition of a nurse
In Canada, it’s legal for women to go topless in public.
Actors you recognize but can’t name.
I’m not the worst mom you’ll meet.
Parks and Recreation Office 3D Floor Plan
What an interesting window display
They think you’re cute.
Another person who clearly didn’t read the book
anyone else seething with rage at this?
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
Join the conversation
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
you will be missed
such a misunderstood creature
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
of course this happened in texas
i should have texted instead
classic carrie bradshaw