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House's one liner game is strong as hell

House's one liner game is strong as hell
Can’t Macgyver your way out of this one…
Can’t Macgyver your way out of this one…
Circa 2020-2022.
Circa 2020-2022.
It’s the perfect job for me, really.
It’s the perfect job for me, really.
Soviet safe keeping.
Soviet safe keeping.
Quarantine Barbie is flying off the shelves.
Quarantine Barbie is flying off the shelves.
Contraindicated.
Contraindicated.
A gaggle of Elephants crossing the Mahaweli river in Sri Lanka.
A gaggle of Elephants crossing the Mahaweli river in Sri Lanka.
Forget about the double chin, won’t you dear?
Forget about the double chin, won’t you dear?
Pr0ve me wr0ng…
Pr0ve me wr0ng…
Perfectly predictable in every way.
Perfectly predictable in every way.
Fostering a certain culture…
Fostering a certain culture…
PIZZA TIME ALL THE TIME!
PIZZA TIME ALL THE TIME!
This isn’t what we meant…
This isn’t what we meant…
A tale of two apples.
A tale of two apples.
Nice one, Del.
Nice one, Del.
Is+this+true%3F
Is this true?
This+kid+has+a+bright+future+in+politics
This kid has a bright future in politics
The+fiat+joke+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+know+I+needed+in+my+life
The fiat joke I didn’t know I needed in my life
cats+love+queen
cats love queen
Join the conversation
delete+comic+sans+from+the+system
delete comic sans from the system
cheerios+and+bourbon
cheerios and bourbon
He+became+his+legacy.+Literally
He became his legacy. Literally
And+together+they+will+conquer+the+dog+park
And together they will conquer the dog park
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem
I don’t see the problem
The+answer+is+yes.+I+do.
The answer is yes. I do.
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+pay+with+a+laser+light+show%2C+please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
Needs+more+salt
Needs more salt