Which would you choose?

what i wish the button in the car would do

this is how you can figure out your odds of getting a phd

a wall of bugs at the Cleveland museum of natural history

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful

what competitive salary really means

Somehow being overwhelmed always wins…

so this is why British people hide their t’s

internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

the last halloween at the potter house…

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

would you try a bacon wrapped oreo?