Which would you choose?
what i wish the button in the car would do
this is how you can figure out your odds of getting a phd
a wall of bugs at the Cleveland museum of natural history
this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world
sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction
i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays
this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful
what competitive salary really means
Somehow being overwhelmed always wins…
so this is why British people hide their t’s
internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station
cricket pizza. would you take a bite?
the last halloween at the potter house…
what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?
would you try a bacon wrapped oreo?