Cue maniacal laughter

Cue maniacal laughter

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

so warm and cozy

so warm and cozy

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

dinner and show

dinner and show

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

you had a good run

you had a good run

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

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