Catdad is kind of a dick

Catdad is kind of a dick

http://pizza-omelette.tumblr.com/post/75135421607/youre-such-as-ass-catdad

committing this to memory

committing this to memory

what a happy surprise!

what a happy surprise!

i wonder what its property taxes cost

i wonder what its property taxes cost

there’s always a next time

there’s always a next time

who has it worse?

who has it worse?

it’s not too late

it’s not too late

brain is broken

brain is broken

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

don’t drink milk and drive

don’t drink milk and drive

and now I can’t look to my left

and now I can’t look to my left

she has entered the endgame

she has entered the endgame

what is this sorcery

what is this sorcery

I think i’m hilarious

I think i’m hilarious

i ride it on the parade route

i ride it on the parade route

per my last shot

per my last shot