Because we totally don’t push heterosexuality on children

the law of giants

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

say aloe to my little friend

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

another delicious hummuscide

the makers of oreos have no chill

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

was joining the US military the original squid game?

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall