Twin problems

Twin problems

who needs jenga when you have this

who needs jenga when you have this

runs on bread

i’m in my anti-hustle era

i’m in my anti-hustle era

marvel’s newest avenger

marvel’s newest avenger

sounds like a bloody disappointment

sounds like a bloody disappointment

cone-cted

it’s lonely at the top

it’s lonely at the top

bzzzz… the sound of relief

bzzzz… the sound of relief

“sir, can you turn around?”

“sir, can you turn around?”

“back in my day, eggs were free”

“back in my day, eggs were free”

myspace just rolled over in its grave

myspace just rolled over in its grave

“hola! can you say ‘leftovers’?”

“hola! can you say ‘leftovers’?”

unconditional love… with strict conditions

unconditional love… with strict conditions

it’s not a phase, it’s survival

it’s not a phase, it’s survival

“math isn’t in our policy”

“math isn’t in our policy”