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Stop dreaming about me…

Stop dreaming about me...
making the best of a bad weather situation
making the best of a bad weather situation
poorly named animals
poorly named animals
send us thine asteroid
send us thine asteroid
energy drinks do not count
energy drinks do not count
in love with a frog
in love with a frog
tired of water
tired of water
shakespeare quote of the day
shakespeare quote of the day
can’t hide the truth
can’t hide the truth
my two desires
my two desires
TIL that coconuts self migrate
TIL that coconuts self migrate
my mill grinds
my mill grinds
this is why i stick to mario
this is why i stick to mario
he walked feetily
he walked feetily
front page news
front page news
vampires are necromancers. In this essay I will…
vampires are necromancers. In this essay I will…
I+accept+this+method+of+flirting.
I accept this method of flirting.
That%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+underground+garages%26%238230%3B
That’s just the problem with underground garages…
Daisy+is+the+best+girl.
Daisy is the best girl.
Bigger+on+the+inside%2C+indeed.
Bigger on the inside, indeed.
Join the conversation
Lay+off+the+google%2C+google.
Lay off the google, google.
You+are+missing+everything.
You are missing everything.
The+tiniest+lawyer%26%238230%3B
The tiniest lawyer…
Understanding+acting.
Understanding acting.
I+should+eat+more+Thai+food.
I should eat more Thai food.
A+Teacher%26%238217%3Bs+contract%2C+circa+1923.
A Teacher’s contract, circa 1923.
Rush+hour+can+not+constrain+the+call+of+the+wild.
Rush hour can not constrain the call of the wild.
I%26%238217%3Bll+take+10.
I’ll take 10.