Nice to have a buddy when you’re down and out
Broken hearts and hungry tum tums, circa 1938
How to break your brain in under 27 characters.
You should see our Defense dept, though…
Desperate times call for desperate measures (with wings…)
Cherry blossoms are lit.
Hell hath no fury like a pigeon scorned.
Be a good traveler, if you must be a traveler.
Isolation journal: day 54
The cake was a lie.
PSA: Action Required
The Man, The Myth, The Antibody Legend…
Didn’t he get the memo? No such virus in Russia…
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch…
The ultimate clap.