What race is Stephen Colbert?
i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually
tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out
a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously
and now so do i
Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol
this joke is horseshit
you almost sunk my battleship
thanks mint, i needed to hear that today
i live my life with no regrets
This would be my response, too
silent, like the p in pterodactyl
you know the move
i know how capitalism works
Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?
When you suddenly realize you are not a Siberian husky.
On May 9th King Harald V of Norway is giving away ice cream to everyone who shows up for his 80th birthday party at the royal palace in Oslo.
Aha… errrr. Ok.
Taking May 4th To The Next Level
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Oh Dave Chappelle
My dogs’ reaction every single time I leave home without them
Kiss-cam gone wild.
I’m literally crying into my latte.
March in Venezuela.
That’s a terrible way to run a business, Tony.
Teaching a stranger how to tie a tie on the subway