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What It’s Like To Have Kids

What It's Like To Have Kids
his resume was stellar
his resume was stellar
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
the right for clouds to bare arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
target acquired
target acquired
giddy up!
giddy up!
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
mine
mine
heeded
heeded
fashion over function
fashion over function
omg so often
omg so often
Studied+for+15+minutes.
Studied for 15 minutes.
Self-defense+for+women.
Self-defense for women.
How+to+not+care.
How to not care.
Pooh+who%3F
Pooh who?
Join the conversation
Do+you+drink+coffee%3F
Do you drink coffee?
arrgblrgflerbgrrdrpleglrblfrg.
arrgblrgflerbgrrdrpleglrblfrg.
OM+NOM+NOM.
OM NOM NOM.
I+make+it+hail%26%238230%3B
I make it hail…
Let+me+stop+you+right+there%26%238230%3B
Let me stop you right there…
If+you+play+a+Nickelback+song+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you play a Nickelback song backwards…
Mom%26%238217%3Bs+not+in+the+kitchen%26%238230%3B
Mom’s not in the kitchen…
Last+Christmas+sucked.
Last Christmas sucked.