Just punched a hole through the door to make myself feel more manly.

All the planets in the Solar System could fit into the distance between the Earth and the Moon

And now you know.

Trying to get my wife to come to bed while she’s watching Downton

Finnish sergeant in second world war.

asshole mario

Animal Bakery Bread in San Francisco

Only in Israel

Deal with it.

Someone got bad news…

Dip it!

The mother freaking tardigrade.

Confidence is sexy.

Awards I could actually win.

Dude you look ridiculous

I am deaf.