This battle has been going on over a year with no end in sight
M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author
Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul
fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same
there’s a reason fans follow my page
all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety
have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?
algebra is like onion pie
may the comedic force be with you
why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?
royale burrito with cheese
adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list
bring back the cats!
jurassic park holiday special
this is how i became the fun uncle
the more you drink, the more political you get