When God made the oceans

classic carrie bradshaw

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

that’s a loaded question

time to cry!

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

send dudes, not nudes

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

spitting venom

did he do it?

And you give that subtle approving head nod

the math adds up

what every kid wants for christmas

wasted gems